Pick up a roadmap, you’re going to need it…

I’m late getting on the road. See you IHOPers soon. I’ll be out of here by 9am and there by 4pm. See you when you wake up.

 Edit: I left Bossier at about 930 and didn’t get there till 730 - I blame it on my inability to do math when I first wake up and the fact that US Highway 71 randomly ends about 100 miles outside of KC and I got so lost.